Emotion & Commotion

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Sep 1

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter)

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thelazystrippers:

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

But seriously…how are white people still alive? Because you know that, somewhere, some stupid asshole as done all of these things.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(Source: ohgosh-ohno)

nebachanezar:

The real plot line of 30 Rock.

(Source: cassiejuly)

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always-been-a-storm7:

Born to Run - 39 years and still one of the best albums ever released

always-been-a-storm7:

Born to Run - 39 years and still one of the best albums ever released

wrapyourselfaroundmyfinger:

eyestaywoke360360:

emmylovestrees:

fairytalesandfallenangels:

thesoil:

Holy shit

I can’t even begin to describe the brilliance of this segment. 

Bravo.

Bra-vo. 

i’m screaming. she’s fucking awesome. anyone know where this can be found as an actual video?

COME ON SISTAH!!! They only listen to us when we disrespect them! I’m trying to tell y’all!!

TEARS IN MY EYES. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

(Source: bostonreview)